A Vermont native, world traveler, and Madrileño for more than five years, Schuyler lately spends his time teaching, directing, acting, writing, cooking, playing ping-pong, and watching American TV shows. More hyperactive than Renaissance man, he just likes to keep busy and be productive. Schuyler’s column, Don’t Touch My Eggs will deal with language differences between Spanish and English and how the way we speak says volumes about who we are.